Tyler Bishop is a waffle

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...