- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Health food.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

who is awesome? no one...

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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