- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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