what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's two plus two? Window

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

stuarts mum

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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