- Anti Joke

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

cancer

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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