One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Lets go Yankees

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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