- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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