What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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