- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Hitler

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A Pakistani news reader.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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