- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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