- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

womens rights

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What's funnier than 24? 25

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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