Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

I like your hair

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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