A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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The Holocaust

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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neil patrick harris

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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