Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

you suck

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

You

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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