Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A fish swims up your penis...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats worse than jonny james obviously

thumb_up thumb_down -11

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats two plus two? Miles

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops