What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Do you love me? No.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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