What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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what's up? my penis.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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