So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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