- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Mullets

kesha is a virgin.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

42, that is all

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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