Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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more like nig!

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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