- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

why does column have a letter n?

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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