Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Mullets

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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42, that is all

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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