- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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