your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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honest politician

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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