- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 people are walking

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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