Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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all jokes aside...

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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A black person walks out of KFC

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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