- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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