Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

An Asian person drove home safely.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

whats white and looks like paper paper

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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