what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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