whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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