There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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