- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Lil' Wayne

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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