- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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