What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Sarah Palin

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

black people

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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