why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Women's Rights.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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