Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Jake. Walsh.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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