Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Yo Mama just died.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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