- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

this site is an antijoke

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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