What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

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