- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What is the best joke ever? 1D

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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