So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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