A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Anti Joke

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