Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Jake. Walsh.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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