What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Anti Joke

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