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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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