- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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