- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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