A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Cancer.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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