- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Do you speak alien? Hola.

William wright is Gay

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

You know what's catchy? A cold

your social life.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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