- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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