- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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