a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

GONNA

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

speak now or forever hold your pee

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Lets go Yankees

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

anal seepage

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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