- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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