"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Obama.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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