- Anti Joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.