What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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