- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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