do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What's clear and wet? water

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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