- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

hey John will you make some copies

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

hi penis ham telephone

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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