- Anti Joke

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Women's rights

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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