- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

So, same time tomorrow then?

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

2 Penises

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

my mind's eye?

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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