How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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