- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

So, same time tomorrow then?

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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